1. stabs:

    My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

    (via geniusly)


  2. ostracizedpoodle:

    I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

    (via geniusly)

  4. (Source: santoriniblog, via vorfreudde)


  5. twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

    *sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

    (via lubricates)

  6. (Source: dumbdaisy, via rivur)

  7. so-personal:

    everything personal♡

    (Source: kellymccaleb)


  8. astrostonersexgoddess:


    I honestly don’t care if a girl doesn’t shave her legs.. I mean I’m a guy and most of the time I’m way too lazy to shave my face, I can’t imagine having to shave my legs, you ladies are impressive

    These are the types of guys we need

    (via markcefalojr)

  9. markcefalojr:

    at the movies alone

    This actually makes me sad.


  10. bombing:

    birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

    (via markcefalojr)