1. foxxxynegrodamus:

    i hate the internet


    (Source: dangervvank, via sugardaddysandspice)


  2. kanyewestevil:

    schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via lubricates)

  3. (Source: -cityoflove, via vorfreudde)

  4. (Source: acompletelife, via savy-rae)


  5. stabs:

    My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

    (via geniusly)


  6. ostracizedpoodle:

    I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

    (via geniusly)

  8. (Source: santoriniblog, via vorfreudde)


  9. twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

    *sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

    (via lubricates)

  10. (Source: dumbdaisy, via rivur)